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All Men Suck
This is the all men suck page. Do you know why it's called that? Because all men suck! I'm sorry, I may just be bitter, but I'm allowed to be! If your name is on this page, it's because your a man. It doesn't necessarily mean I don't love you...it just means your a man!
MEN THAT SUCK:
Abe - for always being you - and always being right (or thinking you are) and for being so stubborn and...damn it I love you.
Tyrel - for taking Abe hunting and smoking so much pot
Chris - for not ever contacting me.
Brian - for dumping me
BJ - for trying to play me
Clayton - just for being!
Charlie - for being an asshole. All the time.
Chad - for buying my truck so I have nothing to drive - and then wrecking it *moron* For moving my boyfriend to Alaska
"The Chad" - for not telling me you like me until NOW. Bad timing, buddy!
Gavin - for always being an ass when I needed you
Ian - for being so darn stubborn - I'M RIGHT!
JP - for being confusing
Daniel - for not talking me out to dinner on Homecoming!
Adam - for being a dirty hippy
Jordan - for always kicking my locker shut
Morgan - for being yourself!
Joe - for being the cause of the ruination of one of my best friends - I blame you for everything
Darren (a.k.a. Dopey) - for introducing me to Clayton
Frankie the Toad - just for being
My dad - for not being there
Seneca - for being a typical big brother
Luke - for always being weird when I answer the phone
Scott - for making me a statistic
Nick - for being right when I was wrong
Conor - for never meeting a deadline
Fritz - for sucking on the easiest assignments
Chris G. - for being able to figure out stuff I can't
the guys at KMart - for always giving me shit about EVERYTHING
Jon Zeller - for taking your first breath
And all the other men in my life -- JUST CAUSE!